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It would also have crime! And drugs! And a murderous revenge fantasy! You know, adult stuff! It's even, like all great Pokemon games, inspired by Kill Bill. And as a super mature story for smart adults, it starts with gangsters murdering the parents of the teenage heroine, kidnapping her, and selling her into sex slavery.

Within three minutes of the title screen, you're about to be raped, but then a ghost Pokemon comes to your rescue and kills your slaver. You travel from town to town and disrupt sex trafficking rings, meth labs, and vague criminal schemes. You execute many of the trainers you defeat, and the game is billed as having a body count "unprecedented in any Pokemon hack," which is apparently supposed to be a plus.

It's difficult, to put it mildly, to get emotionally invested in a story where what's supposed to be a scary biker gang rolls up and threatens to rape you, and to make good on this threat, they send adorable birds and caterpillars to battle the ghost you order around. Any "gritty" Pokemon crime drama should realistically end with a brutal criminal, frustrated over losing a fair and structured monster duel, whipping out a gun and shooting you in the face.

After you get done killing criminals by electrocuting them, setting them on fire, impaling them, cutting them apart, chopping their testicles off, and torturing them, society will magically be fixed!

Then other girls hit on you, because you're so hot and cool! And this intense drama is all unfolding in the bright and colorful world of Pokemon, a franchise where you beat the shit out of other people's pets with your own pets and all they can do is tell you how great you are for it. Zombies have infested nearly every pop culture franchise, from Red Dead Redemption to freaking Archie.

And thanks to Snakewood , we now know what the zombie apocalypse would look like if it came to Pokemon. That is, stupid. Very, very stupid. It's nice of the zombies to engage you in a Pokemon battle before attempting to gnaw your skull open, but that also goes to show how awkward it is to force zombies into the Pokemon world.

It's not inherently weird to make Pokemon scary. The games do have some dark moments and clever urban legends. But in a classic example of "If less is more, think how much more more would be," there isn't just the zombie apocalypse, but also a demon invasion, murder, drunkenness, human sacrifice, an inquisition, suicide, and the literal Four Horsemen. Instead of making a single cohesive Pokemon horror game, they somehow made every Pokemon horror game at once.

By the time you've fought your th Pokemon that's a bird, but like, with blood and guts on it, the novelty has long worn off. By the time you're doing battle with Pestilence, the whole affair feels like a bizarre fever dream. The further you get into Snakewood, the more it reinforces how misguided its premise is, because with every decapitation, you desperately want to catch a cuddly Jigglypuff just to end the monotony.

Every encounter is like if Jason Vorhees busted down your door, threw your best friend's head at your feet, and then politely challenged you to a game of chess. For some of those original fans I mentioned earlier, the games still serve as escapism, something fun to dabble in as a break from dreary adulthood. But others want to see a serious prestige drama aesthetic applied to the goofy Pokemon world. Which is how you end up with Pokemon Reborn , a game about collecting cartoon monsters that opens with terrorists blowing up a train.

A suspect is immediately arrested, then tortured by the police with the aid of their Pokemon, because this is a serious world where serious things happen. Pokemon Myass is a hack-ROM version from Pokemon Fire Red and a game Parody where your character in this game will be a shirtless boy or a girl in lingerie. The objective of the game is to capture and record as many Pokemon as possible as you aim to become an elite Pokemon trainer.

As you go along the journey, you will encounter people and scenes where dialogues have been revised and replaced with a mature content. Pokemon can also be bought in Marts in this game.

It is kind of like if Seth Macfarlane made a Pokemon game! Where to start with the story of Pokemon My Ass? This is a more vulgar take on the world of Pokemon.

What you have here is a Pokemon trainer who has some serious tude! If you are playing as the boy character you will be wearing a cap and no shirt! If you are playing as the girl character you will be playing as a girl in lingerie! What does this have to do with anything??? I honestly am not sure.

The real selling point of this game is the way it changes things. Some of the humor here is very funny and really quite offensive which I will admit made me laugh.